February 2012
29 posts
A Conversation about dental dam
In the car driving with two of my girlfriends
Me: Yea I used dental dam once.
Girl 1: Ewww. How was it?
Girl 2: Wait, what is it?
Me: Dental dams are a barrier method that can protect against HIV and other STDs. Dental dams were originally made as medical devices used by dentists to maintain a sterile work area when they were drilling and filling teeth. Now, dental dams are also used during oral-vaginal sex and oral-anal sex since these types of sex can spread STDs through vaginal fluid or blood exchange if one of the partners is infected.
Girl 1: So is it a big difference?
Girl 2: Wait, so is it edible?
best conversation. EVER.
Mike, thank you for clearing things up for me.
I wish I found my phone
being home alone really makes me feel like calling someone.
Got that new SPRING BREAK '95 JUMPOFF →
I like going down on girls...
mikelernerphotography:
…like love it. There, I said it.
That makes dos of us, amigo.
I met some great people this weekend.
This weekend showed me that, even though I put my whole life into someone else, there are humans, still out there that fully intrigue me. That there are people who I need to know more about and share time with. And by definition, a crush is to love from afar, which is totally what I’m getting at; This is a crush by all means of the word other than sexually. I feel like you need to bring...
I want a lot today…. Are you going to give it to me??
Marije by Chadwick Tyler
gridsandtits:
January 2012
73 posts
Favorites played (FOLLOW MY WRITING BLOG)
alicrider:
The smell of gasoline
A touch of a cheek
from a breathing man.
Falling down where only
the flowers can hold me up.
Singing to my own deafness.
A poke by a cleaver stud.
All things of which I roll over
in bed for.
All things gold. Paved, shaved.
Not a cloud in my eye.
A clot in my dye.
Not a hair on my leg.
A pigeon’s laid egg.
I’ve found life on the side of the street.
...
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Writing has become quite difficult for me,
the more I live.
Thoughts of daily trauma
piled on my back, sky high.
Disorganized and confound.
My elaborate thoughts,
spill out in simple words.
Choppy fragments of stupid tongue.
I cannot explicate my ideas and points of view
any longer.
I am far too young for mature syllables and consonants;
hollow intellect is perfumed. Absorbed.
.
I...
mikelernerphotography asked: which?
My tumblr has turned into three things lately.
1.) Posting my Instagram photos
2.) Posting pictures & GIFS of Lana Del Rey
3.) watching porn
mikelernerphotography asked: put some fucking clothes on